OMG!

Omg!

girls.. this is probably one of the worst day for me after many months.

First I woke up this morning feeling .....errm white.

Cause….
Out of 5 days to office ,
4 days I wear BLACK pants,

and 1out of 5 days, I wear either GREY,BEIGE,BROWN,DARK OLIVE GREEN or WHITE and only 1 day out of the 30days in a month, I wear white pants.

So I Wore white pants today.

So today’s the day. anddd... "Nope, I did not have my period today".

The story begins when I reached the lrt station….”

while waiting at the lrt queue, a horrible gastric pain strike me..cold sweats, turning green and shivering.. so I left the queue and went searching for gastric pain pills.

I went to guardian(located at kj lrt station), the medicine was out of stock,

Shivering in pain, I took the empty box lying there to show the cashier… “Mana Ini…?????!!”

She casually said “Sudah habis?, oh you pergi dekat belakang tanya orang pharmacy”

Then I struggled to the back, went to the pharmacy corner, but no one was there, so I yelled “helllooooo…? helllooooooOOOoooOOooo!!!” –No one came, no one answered.

I struggled to a sales girl nearby… “I MAU INI!!!!!” …I lifted up my feeble arms waving the empty boxxxx left right left right….

Then she went inside the pharmacy counter to search for hidden stock.. OMG, she was there all the while when I was yelling “helllooooo…? helllooooooOOOoooOOooo!!!” in front of the counter… is she StupiD or WhAT?

Next, I went to pay.. omg. i needed the medicine so badly. I was 3rd in queue… and it seems forever! Those lady in queue were doing MASS shopping at guardian at 8.30am in the morning??? What the ...!!??

Finally my turn came, I flashed my RM 50 and my strip of MaaloX to the cashier, she said to me…”you ade small change??, saya takde small change sini”

I stared at her. OMg.i m dying here, and u tell me no change! Then she attended to another 2-3 ppl in the queue and ignored me! And those ppl after me were all paying in credit cards! That’s not going to add loose change to the counter?!?! Damn. I thought I was going to die somehow, so what the heck, I opened the medicine and ate it right in front of the cashier. NO small change? I don’t care! I m eating it now!

Surprisingly right after that, she took my strip of Maalox and started tapping the machine. Wah. She actually had small change ok! What ThE.....?!

I was suppose to reach office by 8.45am, I saw the clock, it was 8.40am already. so I reached office at 9.15am. 30 minutes late!

I Chewed 3 maalox before lunch. Meeting from 11am to 12pm. Went for lunch at lousy food court at ground floor. Ordered weird macaroni fried with loads of pepper and tomato sauce layered on top. I finished my meal, I looked down at my pants, OH MYGAWD!

I SAW ORANGE SPOTS ALLLLLL OVER MY WHITE PANTS-THAT ZIPPER’S PART AND ALL OVER EVERYWHERE AT THE THIGHS AREA OHHHH MYYYY GAWWDDD!

All I can say is omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
until I calmed down. My colleagues decided to shade me from the front so that ppl cant see me.

and now I am back at my seat, and I realized I cant move, I cant go to the toilet to pee. Walking to the girls toilet is like walking to the other end of office, where I have to parade to entire team, my StaIns! And worst of all, I have to walk pass the men’s toilet.

OMG. So I am sitting here now. Typing these out in my seat. It’s 20 minutes since I came back from lunch. Omg. I am praying hard I don’t have to pee today.

Omg!