"angie that is not cool"

i was at work today and my finger happened to touch the top of my brow and i found a pimple growing. so my mind was brought instinctively back to how to remedy this illness; all the ways that mom used to advice :
1. put sui fun (that white chalk- cooling thing) all over my face
2. drink bird's nest
3. drink this thing called hasma (the tong sui, not the malay teacher)

so i googled how to make my own
1. sui fun
2. bird's nest
3. hasma


this is what i came up with (on google)
sui fun is made out of grains of rice to absorb oil from face (incapable of making- no instructions)
birds nest is made of the bird-swallow's saliva (incapable of making, not enough saliva)
and
(this you guys have to believe it, if you've eaten it, and i know you have)

has si mah, which everyone knows as hasma
is made out of
dried
fallopian tubes
of
frogs





which led my co-worker to say those words so kindly gracing the title of this entry

hasma.
fallopian tubes.
yumm